urbancatfitters:

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good
me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

ultrascreaming:

I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!

potter-inthe-tardis:

Me @ Arctic Monkeys and Vampire Weekend

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scribbleboxfox:

yo-its-matt:

ethereal-insight:

yo-its-matt:

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Why are they playing Mario 64 music

not like anyones around to hear it

Matt this is actually terrifying

ldrsuggest:

I keep waiting to finally wake up next to you and kiss your face

otterwise:

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

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Anonymous said:
once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!! I shoved my dad's dick up my ass

theproblematicblogger:

Alright I’m tapping out

fartgallery:

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

rogueone:

skywulker:

rogueone:

ive already seen the young han solo movie….it was called star wars (a new hope) and was released in 1977! isn’t that amazing? cancel the one coming out in 2018 we don’t need it

Kinda ironic for someone with a rogue one username to be commenting on unnecessary movies

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thomasbaguette:

leobitch:

Love the chaos

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me
loafu-remade-deactivated2019010 said:
i would die for you yoshi

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You Will.

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